“It’s exciting; I don’t know whether I’m going to win or not. I think I am. I do know I’m ready for the job. And, if not, that’s just the way it goes.” – George W. Bush

Years ago, CBS had a popular little series called GILLIGAN’S ISLAND. There is, however, a dark secret about this “comedy” you may never have realized.

The island is a direct representation of hell. Nobody on the island wants to be there, yet none are able to leave.

Each one of the characters represents one of the 7 deadly sins:

- Ginger represents LUST – she wears skimpy outfits, is obsessed with her looks, and is a borderline nymphomaniac.

- Mary Ann represents ENVY – she is jealous of Ginger’s beauty.

- The Professor represents PRIDE – he is an annoying know-it-all.

- Mr. Howell represents GREED – no explanation needed.

- Mrs. Howell represents SLOTH – she has never lifted a finger to help on and of their escape plans.

- The Skipper represents two sins: GLUTTONY – again, no explanation needed and ANGER – he violently hits Gilligan on each show.

- This leaves Gilligan. Gilligan is the person who put them there. He prevents them from leaving by foiling all of their escape plots. Also, it is HIS island. Therefore, Gilligan is SATAN.

Crazy? He does wear red in every episode…

“Give to every other human being every right that you claim for yourself.” – Robert Ingersoll

Yes, that’s right, 4000 of our finest, dead. F*** you Bush. And f*** you too McCain.

“Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore.” – Andre Gide

It’s all done, but I hate it.

“Ability will never catch up with the demand for it.” – Malcolm Stevenson Forbes

“A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.” – Arthur Brisbane

“Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they’ve told you what you think it is you want to hear.” – Alan Corenk